Jon is so hot you need #7 Welders glasses to look at him ...
I met Jon at Catherines party, the party of gay, the party of no fun. Well, as it turns out, we made the ever so popular "No Shirt Clan." It doesnt matter who joined, and who didnt, but all that matters is that it was the funniest thing I can remember since ... seeing Jon Chorney naked?
Now, Jon excels in hockey, and mackin girls. He has ultimate hockey skills on the pond, and displays even better skills while wrestling and playing ping pong with Derek ... but Jon has yet to fear, for Derek has confucious wisdom, and will make Jon even more of a whooser than he already is....
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