well i think, ur liek Tyler what do u liek to do in ur spare time, and iwas like oh i dunno give Hand Jobs and then ur like YEAAAAAAAAA lol and i was like YEAAAAAAAAA and then ur like the next day hey u want a HJ and i was liek YEAAA, and then we jss started coming up with names and after that one day ur liek HJ YEAAA and i was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOW and then thats how it got soo great!!! it kidna brings a tear to the eye socket its so beautiful YEA WEEEEEEEOW!!

So, this was the day that Harlem John was born.  The one true thing in this world that has lasted so long and means so much!  Whenever you hear a "WEEEOW!!!" or a "YEAA!!! HJ!!YEAA!!!" keep in mind what it means... not the fact that its a HJ, but the fact that one word brings so many guys together. 

Harlem was made for Tyler and Glendon to express their feelings towards HJs... you people may see it different ways, but this is the way it will always be, and always has been.

"Ok, so when I'm getting Harlem I go "weeow" and when you get Bruce you go "YEAA" and then when Scott's in the bathroom fingering his ass we both can go "WEEOW and YEA" at the same time," - harlems creator, Tyler.

"So, we'll go out and party and then get all these HJ's and when were done getting HJ's we can give each other HJ's and read some more harlem books.. YEA!!!" - harlems creator, Glendon.